"YOU'RE (NOT AS MUCH OF) A RICH GIRL":
The clock is ticking on the multimillion-dollar loans Hillary Clinton made to her campaign.
IMMIG HORROR STORY:
Illegal immigrant Juan Leonardo Quintero has been found guilty of capital murder in the death of a Texas police officer.
OBAMA'S TROJAN HORSE VOTER DRIVE:
The Obama campaign is preparing to launch a voter registration drive unlike anything we've ever seen. McCain should be worried.
OBAMA'S FAULTY TAX ARGUMENT:
According to The Wall Street Journal, Barack Obama is using fuzzy math to craft his tax policies.
MORE CODE PINKO INSANITY:
The Code Pink gals have begun employing witchcraft to protest the Marine Corps Recruiting Center in Berkeley.
HILLARY FOR VEEP?
According to George Stephanopoulos, Hillary may now be angling for the vice presidential slot on Obama's ticket.
LIBERAL HYPOCRISY AT ITS FINEST:
Massachusetts lawmakers have proposed a plan to tax the huge endowments of private colleges and universities. In a fit of economic conservatism, Harvard responds by saying "you'd be taxing success!"
TECH-SAVVY POPE BXVI READY FOR WORLD YOUTH DAY:
Yes, the Pope texts!
By the time Hillary Clinton figured out how to beat Barack Obama, it was too late. When she began the race in 2007 thinking she was in for a coronation, she claimed the center in order to position herself for the real fight, the general election.
-- Laura Ingraham, announcing the adoption of her daughter Maria Caroline.
When John Stewart suggested that McCain choose Hillary for his running mate, McCain responded by saying: "That's one I never contemplated."
May 9, 2008
Phil Vassar: This is My Life
Rilo Kiley: Dream World
John Lennon: Woman
Beatles: Day Tripper
Thomas Dolby: She Blinded Me With Science
The Hives: Walk Idiot Walk
Frank Sinatra: Frank Sinatra
Oscar Peterson: Learning the Blues
Eric Church: How 'Bout You
The Cars: You Might Think
Loverboy: Working for the Weekend
Aerosmith: Dude (Looks Like a Lady)
Blur: Girls and Boys
Harry Nilsson: Everybody's Talkin'
