The brand-new Twitter account
belonging to the office of the First Lady posted a photo earlier today of Michelle Obama talking to some guy. You’re like, “Enough about that random guy already!” We know, we know! Michelle Obama—there’s just no other way to put this—got bangs.
So, like, O.K., first things first: they obviously look great. Michelle Obama is a tremendously pretty person whose hair is one of her top-10 best physical attributes. It’s shiny and healthy and thick, so upping its prominence on her face is an excellent idea.