|July 31, 2008|
|Laura's Daily E-Blast - July 31, 2008|
| MR. "POST-RACIAL" PULLS THE RACE CARD: Despite being ballyhooed as the most unifying candidate who's ever run for any political office in the history of the universe, Barack Obama can't help but see color in everything. He claimed Republicans are trying to "make you scared of me. You know, 'he's not patriotic enough, he's got a funny name,' you know, 'he doesn't look like all those other presidents on the dollar bills.'" Translation: criticize Obama and you're a racist. Why, how post-racial. |
JUST BACK FROM ANWR: Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) stopped by the studio today to discuss drilling in that barren wasteland otherwise known as ANWR. She'd actually planned on staying longer, but the place Nancy Pelosi and her "radical eco-liberal" ilk describe as a veritable enviro-tourist mecca is somehow short on Hampton Inns and Marriott Courtyards.
SHUT UP & DON'T SING ALERT! In a musical shout-out to Barack Obama, Ludacris pens a hip-hop oped in which he opines Sen. McCain shouldn't "be in a chair unless he's paralyzed." Ray Charles and Louis Armstrong must be rolling over in their graves ... If you feel like wasting two minutes of your life, here it is ...